Where will we spend any money we receive from this stimulus package?

How will this actually help America and American Families?

> "This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This
> is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A
> format. Be sure and read all the way to the end!!! Very Important!!!
>
> Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
> A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
>
> Q. Where will the government get this money?
> A. From taxpayers.
>
> Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
> A. Only a smidgen.
>
> Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
> A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
> high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
>
> Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
> A. Shut up.
>
> Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
> spending your stimulus check wisely:
>
> If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, a large portion of the money will go to China .
> If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
> If you purchase a computer it will go to India .
> If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras ,
> and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
> If you buy a car it will go to Japan .
> If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .
>
> And very little of it will help Americans and the American economy.
>
> We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in
> America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or
> spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos,
> since those are the only businesses still OWNED by Americans in the USA.

 

NEWS Flash - If Americans Would Just Buy From American OWNED Companies This Problem Would Go Away!